Kindergarten Stories

Me:  Kindergarteners, you will be working with reading and writing partners these next few months. 

Aspiring Cassanova:  (dragging Waif Girl with him)  I wanna girlfriend for my partner!

Me:  I can't help you with a girlfriend, but I can give you a reading partner.  You can have A--- for your partner.

Athletic Strong Boy (aka A---):  (Looms over Aspiring Canssanova and gave him a Don't Even Think About It Glare)

Aspiring Cassanova: (weakly) But I want a girl for my partner.

Me: (Taking advantage of AC's slackened grip to gently disengage Waif Girl and hand her off to Gentle Shy Boy)  You get A---.