Me: Kindergarteners, you will be working with reading and writing partners these next few months.
Aspiring Cassanova: (dragging Waif Girl with him) I wanna girlfriend for my partner!
Me: I can't help you with a girlfriend, but I can give you a reading partner. You can have A--- for your partner.
Athletic Strong Boy (aka A---): (Looms over Aspiring Canssanova and gave him a Don't Even Think About It Glare)
Aspiring Cassanova: (weakly) But I want a girl for my partner.
Me: (Taking advantage of AC's slackened grip to gently disengage Waif Girl and hand her off to Gentle Shy Boy) You get A---.
